relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
never have I laughed so hard
Best thing a magician can do in .5 seconds
Serial killer Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka on their wedding day. They became known as the Ken and Barbie Killers and are thought to have murdered at least three women.